Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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