A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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