so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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