"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
this is an emotional support booty call
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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