How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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