: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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