i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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