I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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