the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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