4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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