If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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