Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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