Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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