thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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