Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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