Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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