There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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