You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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