Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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