I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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