You work out of a Hotel?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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