i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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