plz talk dirty to me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
