A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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