so explain again why im purple
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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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