For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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