So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
home. puking in laundry basket.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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