A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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