I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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