I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
well you can't waste a boner
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
last night I used snow as a chaser
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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