Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
