pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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