i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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