You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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