You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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