too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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