in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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