so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
