we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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