So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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