I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
