Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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