just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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