I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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