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  • I submit this bill for ratification into TFLN law: ANY text that contains the phrase "I wish I had a bigger dick," henceforth gets an automatic BAD NIGHT vote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:06pm
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  • lol, bad night for you... but good night for those of us who were using the big dicks to bang hot chicks... go tampa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:07pm
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  • camarillo.... keepin' it classy anywa 805 fuck yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:16am
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  • there is a chevron with a bathroom right off las posas...then you wouldn't have to worry about having a baby dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:55pm
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  • I have a bigger dick and was in hospital last week. Pissing in a bottle is hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • 1:05PM, He said Las Posas, not Las Positas. That's Camarillo, not Santa Barbara.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:30pm
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  • Fwk yeah the Rillo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • Hahahah!!! Duuude, that's a FAIL!! and I live right around there.. Please have some discretion man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:44am
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  • I can't piss unless I'm standing up. You try THAT after extensive knee surgery. Man, that IS pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:19am
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  • The real talent is driving while pissing in a bottle AND texting. Impressive. Funny story...no matter how bad you have to go...when you finally get positioned and ready to release, you pause for like 5 seconds while your mind tries to convince your penis that it's ok to pee in the car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:41pm
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  • camarilloooo! sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:10pm
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  • Umm, please don't embarass the 805 with your small dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • lol this is a great one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • if you had a bigger dick wouldn't you not be able to pee through the hole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:45pm
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  • Driving, texting and pissing in a bottle at the same time? I don't think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • DOnt lie you just have a small dick, period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:09pm
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  • Ah, Making Camarillo a proud, proud city...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm
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  • Camarillo...CSUCI for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:57am
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  • Weak

    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:36pm
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  • Yeah I thought UCSB at first. Sounds like a few ppl I've witnessed on Bill's bus. But las posas?! Plz tell me ur weren't pissing, driving, AND texting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:19pm
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  • he wants a bigger dick so it can reach the bottle. he's sitting down. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:28pm
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