Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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