just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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