Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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