We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it's great music for shaving your balls
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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