Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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