You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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