His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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