i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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